1 00:00:22,227 --> 00:00:24,128 Time is the enemy. 2 00:00:24,296 --> 00:00:27,198 It wounds you with its days. 3 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:31,197 Yes, you have run out of time. But that is all. 4 00:00:32,003 --> 00:00:34,734 And we can give that back to you. 5 00:00:34,906 --> 00:00:38,434 Do you remember the power you had? It was in you. 6 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:43,275 When I was a little girl and I learned that you were to go into a room... 7 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:46,475 I would race to get to that room first. 8 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:51,349 How I longed to take your hands... 9 00:00:51,523 --> 00:00:55,790 and walk with you through the halls of power. 10 00:00:56,428 --> 00:01:01,765 To feel your terrible strength going from you into me. 11 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:05,128 And it shall be. 12 00:01:38,003 --> 00:01:40,563 I have no purpose to fight. 13 00:01:40,739 --> 00:01:44,176 I remember when they turned out Winston Churchill. 14 00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:49,212 And I thought, "How dare they do this, how dare they." 15 00:01:49,381 --> 00:01:51,873 Hm. And then my turn came. 16 00:01:53,818 --> 00:01:56,014 Take my hand, Norman. 17 00:01:56,187 --> 00:01:59,282 And let me lead you back to greatness. 18 00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:36,379 There is no change. There is no change. 19 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:39,046 What do you think we are? Science fiction? 20 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:42,217 We are like those hormone creams you advertise in the magazines? 21 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:44,727 Smear on, smear off. And underneath is a new face? 22 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:47,957 - I thought it would be finished. - It is begun. 23 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:52,229 The whole metabolism of the body is in a new order. 24 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:55,374 We don't do this, the body does it by itself. 25 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,237 Cell by cell. 26 00:04:11,923 --> 00:04:14,324 Go in and help Professor Gritzky with Sir Norman. 27 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:15,926 Yes, ma'am. 28 00:06:08,006 --> 00:06:09,838 Good morning. 29 00:06:12,577 --> 00:06:15,206 Your friend having a little trouble? 30 00:06:17,148 --> 00:06:19,583 Little enough. He's dead. 31 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:20,844 That's very unusual. 32 00:06:21,452 --> 00:06:24,616 Seventy-three percent of all accidents happen in the home. 33 00:06:24,789 --> 00:06:28,487 Very rarely do you find somebody who dies in a wine vat. 34 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:31,858 I think his heart gave out. Sheer terror. 35 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:33,293 Killed him. 36 00:06:34,232 --> 00:06:37,396 Jordin is the name, J-O-R-D-I-N. 37 00:06:37,569 --> 00:06:39,800 Insurance game, in a way. 38 00:06:40,405 --> 00:06:43,432 Most insurance men sell you something to settle the damages... 39 00:06:43,608 --> 00:06:45,543 after something happens. 40 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,975 My specialty is prevention. 41 00:06:49,681 --> 00:06:51,445 Now, who carries your papers? 42 00:06:51,616 --> 00:06:53,676 Oh, it goes this way and that. 43 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:56,047 Sometimes I carry my own paper... 44 00:06:56,221 --> 00:06:59,487 and sometimes I get somebody to underwrite me. 45 00:07:00,892 --> 00:07:02,520 Thrush, for example. 46 00:07:03,228 --> 00:07:06,130 Ah, the world is full of birds. 47 00:07:06,631 --> 00:07:10,625 I don't suppose you would mind answering a couple of questions, would you, Mr. Solo? 48 00:07:11,069 --> 00:07:14,267 Actually, Mr. Jordin, I answer questions much better... 49 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:17,671 when I'm not standing at the bottom of a wine vat. 50 00:07:22,146 --> 00:07:26,675 Next time, you'll play dead and I'll make up the reasons why. 51 00:07:27,218 --> 00:07:29,414 Quiet, please. 52 00:07:38,162 --> 00:07:41,621 And now, if you don't mind... 53 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:44,428 take off your jacket, please. 54 00:07:46,404 --> 00:07:49,374 Just drop it anywhere. 55 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:50,974 And the gun. 56 00:07:51,142 --> 00:07:53,441 I've already been relieved of that. 57 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,603 The holster, then. 58 00:07:57,081 --> 00:07:58,640 And one shoe. 59 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:00,717 Either one. 60 00:08:05,456 --> 00:08:07,118 Thank you. 61 00:08:26,711 --> 00:08:29,044 Pull the ladder up, Jack. 62 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,887 I'll have to remember this one-shoe bit. It's very good. 63 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:45,997 Throws you just enough off balance to slow you down a bit. 64 00:08:46,164 --> 00:08:48,065 Gives me a little edge. 65 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,261 Sit down, please. 66 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:01,236 Sit on your hands. 67 00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:06,885 Palms up, if you don't mind. 68 00:09:12,256 --> 00:09:15,454 Makes it harder to get up again, doesn't it? 69 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,889 That's my impression. 70 00:09:18,796 --> 00:09:22,426 I don't mean to complain, you've been very nice and all that... 71 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,365 but it is a little cold in here. 72 00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:40,615 Thank you. 73 00:09:40,785 --> 00:09:43,949 Now, we can get down to cases. 74 00:09:44,122 --> 00:09:46,387 Review the data, bring everything up to date. 75 00:09:46,557 --> 00:09:48,116 And go on from there. 76 00:09:49,394 --> 00:09:52,193 Now, we... 77 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:58,431 We have a biochemist named Lancer who disappears for a while. 78 00:09:58,603 --> 00:10:01,573 And the next time we see him, he calls himself Bainbridge. 79 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:04,004 And appears to be 30 years younger. 80 00:10:04,175 --> 00:10:07,805 Is appearance reality? Is Bainbridge really Lancer? 81 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:10,814 Now we look and another biochemist disappears. 82 00:10:10,982 --> 00:10:15,317 A former student and associate of Lancer's... 83 00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:18,354 called Professor Alexander Gritzky. 84 00:10:18,523 --> 00:10:22,927 What is U.N.C.L.E. agent Napoleon Solo's interest in all this? 85 00:10:23,094 --> 00:10:27,964 Now U.N.C.L.E. sends another agent, Illya Kuryakin, to the London Soho. 86 00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:30,260 Kuryakin follows cats. 87 00:10:30,435 --> 00:10:35,874 - Questions: Why does Kuryakin...? - Lazarus. 88 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:37,969 I beg pardon? 89 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:43,207 Lazarus, the chap who rose from the dead. 90 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,543 Oh, Mr. Jordin. Look out, Napoleon. 91 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:04,269 I thought you had a little more style than to try an old trick like that. 92 00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:05,767 I don't know what you mean. 93 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:09,465 - Well, money clip, I'm surprised at you. - It is also a bomb. 94 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,075 - Really? - Really. 95 00:11:13,244 --> 00:11:14,712 Really? 96 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,715 Really. 97 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:30,418 Life, gentlemen, is rarely plausible. 98 00:11:31,028 --> 00:11:35,022 It seems now there exists an effective process of rejuvenation. 99 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:39,098 Well, see for yourself. 100 00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,665 Sir Norman Swickert. 101 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:45,368 These pictures were taken a few days ago. 102 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:48,342 When he announced his return to political life. 103 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:52,474 So the Lancer-Gritzky process is working. 104 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:57,020 It seems to make all of our trouble worthwhile after all, doesn't it? 105 00:11:57,188 --> 00:11:59,555 Yeah, almost. 106 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:02,922 The prospect of Thrush members being able to rejuvenate themselves... 107 00:12:03,094 --> 00:12:04,426 isn't very comforting. 108 00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:08,623 Oh, gentlemen, you've got to search out Dr. Gritzky and this miraculous process... 109 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:11,132 before Thrush does. 110 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:14,465 Now that Thrush is definitely in the picture... 111 00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:16,938 perhaps Sir Norman will be more cooperative. 112 00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:20,704 I'm not sure we'll get much cooperation from Norman Swickert. 113 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:22,210 Neither am I. 114 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:26,226 But I do know that for all his extraordinary 115 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,176 political cunning and ambition... 116 00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:30,287 he's basically a decent man. 117 00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:33,686 I suggest you begin your research with him. 118 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,001 - Oh, I know. - Oh, I say, there... 119 00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:50,232 Sir Norman. 120 00:12:51,309 --> 00:12:53,904 You understand the need to have a statement. 121 00:12:55,813 --> 00:12:59,079 Sir Norman, you look very good. 122 00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,993 Hello, Sir Charles. 123 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:24,976 How are you? 124 00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:26,770 Good to see you all again. 125 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:28,378 How do you do? 126 00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:44,491 Just wonderful. 127 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:58,700 Excuse me for one moment, please. - By all means. 128 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:02,275 You think they can do that to me? 129 00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:10,184 Gentlemen. 130 00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:13,756 Well, I must say, you look a good deal younger than the last time we met. 131 00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,950 So it appears. 132 00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:19,288 We shall have to have your secret, sir. 133 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:21,663 What secret? 134 00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:23,960 Whether or not you describe it as a miracle... 135 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:28,766 a genuine process of rejuvenation does exist, doesn't it? 136 00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,138 - Does it? - Yes. 137 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,140 Developed by Dr. Lancer... 138 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,439 and Professor Alexander Gritzky. 139 00:14:36,781 --> 00:14:40,183 - Go on. - And since Dr. Lancer is dead... 140 00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:43,287 the power of the process remains with Professor Gritzky. 141 00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:46,391 A fair deduction. 142 00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:48,719 Will you tell us where Professor Gritzky is... 143 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:51,954 - so we can protect him? - From whom? 144 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:55,293 There are probably Thrush agents in the Byram Club right now. 145 00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:59,631 Ready to snatch your secret and put it to their own use. 146 00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:02,933 Mr. Solo, you are laboring under a terrible misapprehension. 147 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:07,011 The only secret in my possession is my marriage to Madame De Sala. 148 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:11,138 That will only be a secret until tomorrow when it is announced in all the papers. 149 00:15:11,315 --> 00:15:14,945 Sir Norman, a truly effective process of rejuvenation is no joking matter. 150 00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,918 I quite agree, but until one has been discovered... 151 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,388 I can only recommend the one I have tried. 152 00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:22,049 Marriage to the right woman. 153 00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:26,721 What you see in me is only a reflection of what my wife sees. 154 00:15:27,398 --> 00:15:29,560 And now, if you'll excuse me... 155 00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:33,330 I have a great number of people waiting for me outside. 156 00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:36,171 Good day, gentlemen. 157 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,202 I must say, Sir Norman is everything the Swickert legend says he is. 158 00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:43,609 All right, where do we go from here? 159 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:47,246 Well, what if we were Thrush? What do we want? 160 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:51,185 - Do we want Sir Norman, or do we want...? - Want what? 161 00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:09,332 I think our friends from Thrush have been eavesdropping. 162 00:16:09,507 --> 00:16:12,136 Oh, well, it won't be the first time. 163 00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:16,974 Let's see what kind of an earache we can give them. 164 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:23,548 Too late my friends, too late. Shall we go? 165 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,954 All right, spread out. 166 00:17:04,128 --> 00:17:05,926 Bring the stretcher. 167 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:20,909 - Time to go. - In one moment. 168 00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:08,080 Have you been introduced? 169 00:19:57,768 --> 00:20:01,102 What is it, Norman? You seem so preoccupied. 170 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:04,503 The secret of my rejuvenation is being sought by others. 171 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:06,234 Something called Thrush. 172 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:09,244 It would be a disaster if they got hold of it. 173 00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:12,144 Professor Gritzky is the only one that knows the formula. 174 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,251 And they will never find him. 175 00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:17,684 I'd feel better if I knew his whereabouts. 176 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:21,383 It is safer if only one of us knows. 177 00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,162 There's a draft here somewhere. 178 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:30,024 When did the brown spots appear? 179 00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:33,003 I noticed them this morning. 180 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:35,735 Well, it is all precisely on schedule. 181 00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,000 Professor Gritzky will be here in the morning. 182 00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:45,205 In other words, I'm growing old again. 183 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:48,101 But I told you, Professor Gritzky will be 184 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,281 here in the morning to give you a treatment. 185 00:20:52,756 --> 00:20:54,850 You never told me. 186 00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:59,561 You mean, I'm to receive treatments once a month? 187 00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:01,426 Is that so terrible? 188 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,801 - You lied to me. - I didn't. 189 00:21:04,968 --> 00:21:08,370 I just didn't tell you everything. Don't you trust me? 190 00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:10,532 I love you, Norman. 191 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,302 - I love you deeply. - Do you? 192 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,143 Norman, please, do not withdraw yourself from me. 193 00:21:17,314 --> 00:21:22,776 How can I? How can I? I am bound to you closer than if by chains. 194 00:21:23,987 --> 00:21:27,355 How many women have lived a prisoner of some man? 195 00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:30,119 A father, a husband, or a lover. 196 00:21:30,761 --> 00:21:33,196 Have you ever thought of it, Norman? 197 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:39,060 I always thought that you at least were free to do what you wished with your life. 198 00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:40,499 Was I? 199 00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:44,130 I would have gone into politics, but I was not allowed. 200 00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:46,175 I was a female. 201 00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:50,781 So you bought me a little millinery shop to keep me out of mischief. 202 00:21:51,515 --> 00:21:52,608 Well... 203 00:21:52,783 --> 00:21:56,447 they say there's no fool like an old fool. 204 00:21:56,854 --> 00:22:01,019 And I was fool enough to delude myself into believing that you could love me. 205 00:22:02,192 --> 00:22:03,820 But I do love you. 206 00:22:05,095 --> 00:22:07,087 No, my dear, there's no love in you. 207 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:09,699 Only a love of power. 208 00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:15,269 That's why you married me. 209 00:22:17,841 --> 00:22:19,867 This is a man's world, Norman. 210 00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:24,105 Is there any other way open to a woman? 211 00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,453 How long would it take, supposing Gritzky does not come? 212 00:22:31,889 --> 00:22:35,485 He will come. He will be here in the morning. 213 00:22:40,831 --> 00:22:42,891 I love you, Norman. 214 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:47,302 You mean you own me. 215 00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:21,237 Here. 216 00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:27,742 Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin responding. 217 00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:30,403 What further developments, Mr. Solo? 218 00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:34,848 It's very quiet here, sir. Mrs. Swickert has made two calls to Paris this morning. 219 00:23:35,018 --> 00:23:39,012 Second was answered by the police, so she knows about the murder and kidnapping. 220 00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:40,452 Anything on your end? 221 00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:44,322 We picked up the ambulance they used to carry Gritzky. 222 00:23:44,494 --> 00:23:46,725 They left it at a small private airport. 223 00:23:46,897 --> 00:23:50,026 And then continued on with Gritzky by plane. 224 00:23:50,534 --> 00:23:53,368 That's the last we know of them, to now. 225 00:23:53,537 --> 00:23:56,405 So stay with it, Mr. Solo. You and Mr. Kuryakin. 226 00:23:56,573 --> 00:23:59,008 They must certainly try to contact Mrs. Swickert. 227 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:01,111 Yes, sir. We shall be there, sir. 228 00:24:01,278 --> 00:24:03,543 Oh, let's hope so, Mr. Solo. 229 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,520 Hello? 230 00:24:11,688 --> 00:24:14,283 I'd like to speak to the lady of the house. 231 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,721 Yes, I'm listening. 232 00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:19,021 Jordin is the name, J-O-R-D-I-N. 233 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,630 Insurance with a difference. 234 00:24:20,797 --> 00:24:26,259 We prevent sickness or accident before it happens. 235 00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:27,802 Yes? 236 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:31,669 We recently acquired a client who may need some prevention... 237 00:24:31,842 --> 00:24:34,402 by the name of Alexander Gritzky. 238 00:24:35,112 --> 00:24:37,707 I am listening very carefully. 239 00:24:37,881 --> 00:24:41,147 Yes, well, in view of the present condition of your husband... 240 00:24:41,318 --> 00:24:44,811 we thought we might kill two birds with one stone. 241 00:24:44,988 --> 00:24:48,015 I'd like to get together with you and discuss the whole package. 242 00:24:48,191 --> 00:24:50,353 Why don't you get into your car... 243 00:24:50,527 --> 00:24:54,259 and take a little drive by way of Marsh-Ealing? 244 00:24:54,431 --> 00:24:58,994 Just go straight on through the village and see what happens after that. 245 00:25:19,222 --> 00:25:21,691 Good morning, Miss Sweet. 246 00:25:40,811 --> 00:25:43,212 - What do you want with him? - Now, just be quiet. 247 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:46,544 - You are to take your hands off of him. - I'm trying to awaken him. 248 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,118 You'll have no luck with it, I can promise you that. 249 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,221 The man is asleep with a heavy sedation. 250 00:25:51,388 --> 00:25:55,519 So you can spare yourself the effort and keep your hands off of him. 251 00:26:01,631 --> 00:26:03,395 - Napoleon Solo. - Napoleon... 252 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:06,093 Lady Swickert's car is approaching. 253 00:26:06,269 --> 00:26:08,261 All right, I'll talk to you later, Illya. 254 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,579 Excuse me. 255 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,149 You've crumpled my fender. 256 00:26:26,923 --> 00:26:29,188 Will you please get your car out of our way? 257 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,588 You've crumpled my fender. 258 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:33,458 - Will you please move that car? - Yes, ma'am. 259 00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,861 - Lady Swickert, I presume. - Yes, it is. 260 00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:39,059 And I'm willing to concede absolutely that it is our fault. 261 00:26:39,236 --> 00:26:40,864 Now, will you please let us get on? 262 00:26:41,037 --> 00:26:44,769 The insurance, do you have a pencil? 263 00:26:45,442 --> 00:26:47,968 I'll give you my insurance... 264 00:26:48,145 --> 00:26:49,773 Formalities, you know. 265 00:26:49,946 --> 00:26:52,415 - Fleeton. - Would you mind awfully if I...? 266 00:26:52,582 --> 00:26:56,144 Something to lean on, don't wanna damage the paint. 267 00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:59,653 - Fleeton, will you please hurry? - Yes, ma'am. 268 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,630 Here you are. 269 00:27:11,802 --> 00:27:13,532 - All right. - Yes. 270 00:27:13,703 --> 00:27:17,105 This is insurance and your pen. 271 00:27:17,274 --> 00:27:19,072 Thanks, awfully. 272 00:27:54,277 --> 00:27:56,007 Good morning. 273 00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:28,204 - Was that really necessary? - Oh, he isn't dead. 274 00:28:28,378 --> 00:28:31,177 I just put him to sleep with a tranquilizing charge. 275 00:28:31,348 --> 00:28:35,046 Mind you, I'll have to have him killed if I can't come to an agreement with you. 276 00:28:35,218 --> 00:28:38,120 - As you did with Olga. - Self-defense there. 277 00:28:38,288 --> 00:28:42,623 - I think we should talk very directly. - Yes. 278 00:28:51,368 --> 00:28:54,065 Last night, before we took Professor Gritzky... 279 00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:56,103 you had power, now you don't. 280 00:28:56,273 --> 00:28:59,971 If you want us to, we will give it back to you. 281 00:29:00,143 --> 00:29:02,840 - Who is your we? - Thrush. 282 00:29:03,013 --> 00:29:05,175 And what do you require of me? 283 00:29:05,348 --> 00:29:08,978 Oh, simply that from time to time, as you guide your husband... 284 00:29:09,152 --> 00:29:12,054 through the treacherous paths of political decision... 285 00:29:12,222 --> 00:29:16,489 you allow yourself to be guided by us. 286 00:29:17,727 --> 00:29:19,525 I see. 287 00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,261 Why is there no sound of her? 288 00:29:29,306 --> 00:29:30,535 She's thinking. 289 00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:36,010 Very well, I shall do it for my husband. 290 00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:38,171 Lucky man. 291 00:29:42,552 --> 00:29:44,748 I'm glad he is asleep and cannot hear that. 292 00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:49,382 Well, if he had heard it, he would have had to believe it. 293 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,826 And where would he find the wanting to live in that case? 294 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:58,761 Man's fate, my dear. You must take the bitter with the sweet. 295 00:30:04,808 --> 00:30:07,744 You're not as wise as you think. You're not wise at all. 296 00:30:08,178 --> 00:30:11,580 You're nothing but a young man without any feeling. 297 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:18,821 Mr. Solo, do not force him to know. 298 00:30:19,289 --> 00:30:21,986 It would be an unkindness such as you could never imagine. 299 00:30:22,158 --> 00:30:24,889 Oh, last night he was so content. 300 00:30:25,061 --> 00:30:27,496 Looking forward to this evening. 301 00:30:29,199 --> 00:30:31,031 What's happening this evening? 302 00:30:31,201 --> 00:30:34,638 There is to be a meeting with a great many of the most important political men. 303 00:30:35,205 --> 00:30:37,504 Ah, he was working on his speech. 304 00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:40,576 He read me parts of it from time to time. 305 00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:43,441 Oh, he's a spellbinder, that one. 306 00:30:43,613 --> 00:30:46,481 Such joy he had last night. 307 00:30:51,254 --> 00:30:54,486 Overseas relay, Channel D. Napoleon Solo. 308 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,322 Yes. Come in, Mr. Solo. 309 00:30:57,994 --> 00:31:02,193 May I assume, sir, that you know Sir Norman Swickert very well? 310 00:31:02,365 --> 00:31:04,561 Since before you were born, Mr. Solo. 311 00:31:05,635 --> 00:31:08,730 I think you should come to England and talk to him personally. 312 00:31:08,905 --> 00:31:11,397 I have it on good authority that... 313 00:31:12,442 --> 00:31:15,674 I'm a very young man and not wise enough. 314 00:31:16,746 --> 00:31:20,683 That there's going to be a decisive meeting tonight at Sir Norman's house. 315 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:24,184 Oh, well. All right, I can just make it. 316 00:31:24,354 --> 00:31:27,518 All right, Mr. Solo. I'll join you there tonight. 317 00:31:30,694 --> 00:31:32,094 Thank you. 318 00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:46,541 Get his medicine. It's on the table over there. 319 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:51,076 No, no, Mr. Solo. 320 00:31:52,282 --> 00:31:54,842 Back to the old wine press for you, I'm afraid. 321 00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:21,601 Come on, professor. We haven't got all day. 322 00:32:22,479 --> 00:32:25,176 Enormous strains on the heart take place in this process. 323 00:32:25,348 --> 00:32:28,147 This man is in no condition to undergo a treatment now. 324 00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:31,288 His pulse is racing, his systolic pressure is dangerously high. 325 00:32:31,454 --> 00:32:34,151 It is only the excitement. 326 00:32:34,324 --> 00:32:38,193 I do not kill anyone for anybody. 327 00:32:38,361 --> 00:32:42,162 I am a scientist, I do what is the right thing to do. 328 00:32:42,332 --> 00:32:44,130 Be careful, professor. 329 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,931 With a small additional effort, it should be possible to replace you with a computer. 330 00:32:49,105 --> 00:32:51,472 This isn't leading us anywhere. 331 00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:55,134 Why don't you let me talk to the good professor alone? 332 00:32:55,311 --> 00:32:58,611 After all, it's my life he's worried about. 333 00:32:58,782 --> 00:33:00,683 I'm certain I can persuade him... 334 00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:05,584 of the absolute necessity of going through with it. 335 00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:09,283 Very well, but don't be too long. 336 00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:16,899 Stay here and keep an eye on things. 337 00:33:17,634 --> 00:33:23,665 I am in a situation that does not allow consideration of fragility. 338 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,470 You do not understand what is involved here. 339 00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:32,104 You do not understand what is involved, Sir Norman. 340 00:33:32,282 --> 00:33:35,616 We reverse all the metabolic processes at an accelerated rate. 341 00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:38,550 We go too fast, you end up as a boy. 342 00:33:38,988 --> 00:33:40,581 A dead boy. 343 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:45,127 All I need is a few more hours of strength... 344 00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:48,026 to do what has to be done. 345 00:33:48,198 --> 00:33:51,396 It is a great risk, Sir Norman. 346 00:33:53,336 --> 00:33:56,738 Great causes require great risks. 347 00:33:56,906 --> 00:34:01,537 When in doubt, press on, my friend. Press on. 348 00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:04,545 Excelsior. 349 00:34:05,982 --> 00:34:09,316 There is no one to help us but ourselves. 350 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:57,295 - Lady Swickert? - Yes. 351 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:01,763 I'm Alexander Waverly. I'm an old friend of Sir Norman's. 352 00:35:01,938 --> 00:35:05,431 I happened to be in London, I couldn't leave without paying my respects. 353 00:35:05,608 --> 00:35:08,442 I'm sure Sir Norman will be delighted. 354 00:35:08,611 --> 00:35:11,012 Mr. Jordin will take care of you, mister... 355 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,842 - Waverly. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 356 00:35:13,016 --> 00:35:15,713 I'm very bad at remembering new names. 357 00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:18,514 Would you excuse me, please? 358 00:35:19,489 --> 00:35:23,051 Gentlemen, shall we go in? 359 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:26,952 Will you please come with me, Mr. Waverly? 360 00:35:27,764 --> 00:35:31,201 - So you're Jordin. - Your humble servant, sir. 361 00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:34,860 Young man, if you had half the manners you pretend to have... 362 00:35:35,038 --> 00:35:38,998 you would have first allowed me to get rid of my coat and things. 363 00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:41,235 Then you would have pointed your gun at me. 364 00:35:41,411 --> 00:35:44,006 A nice point, sir. My apologies. 365 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:47,844 With regard to your apologies, you left me my umbrella. 366 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:51,484 What makes you think it's so innocent as it seems? 367 00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:54,754 Anything can be built into an umbrella. 368 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,692 Once more, I stand corrected. 369 00:36:05,868 --> 00:36:10,863 - And once more, I apologize. - Yes, apologies, apologies. 370 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,602 But when one has good manners, there's no need to apologize. 371 00:36:14,777 --> 00:36:16,439 Where is Sir Norman? 372 00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:19,878 It may be a little while before he can see you. 373 00:36:20,049 --> 00:36:24,783 Meantime, let me show you where you can wait. 374 00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:34,923 Mr. Solo, there you are. 375 00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:39,525 And a young lady with you, of course. 376 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:43,603 Miss Sweet, Mr. Waverly. 377 00:36:43,773 --> 00:36:46,607 - How do you do, sir? - Miss Sweet. 378 00:36:46,776 --> 00:36:49,712 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 379 00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:52,439 I'm afraid this trip wasn't necessary. 380 00:36:52,615 --> 00:36:55,983 I would have let you know sooner but they cut off my mailing privileges. 381 00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:59,452 Mr. Solo, I wouldn't have missed this excursion for anything. 382 00:36:59,622 --> 00:37:04,185 However, I must be back in New York by tomorrow noon, latest. 383 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,386 So I'm afraid we're going to be somewhat pressed. 384 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,535 No pun intended. 385 00:37:18,441 --> 00:37:21,502 I still think I should not have allowed you to talk me into this. 386 00:37:21,677 --> 00:37:25,170 - I do not like the way your heart beats. - I feel fine. 387 00:37:25,748 --> 00:37:29,185 This is a great thing you've discovered, you and Lancer. 388 00:37:29,352 --> 00:37:34,450 The dream of the ages realized. A fountain of youth. 389 00:37:34,624 --> 00:37:38,026 What a temptation to a man fighting the onset of age. 390 00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,857 Is that so wrong? 391 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:43,056 Yes, it is. 392 00:37:43,232 --> 00:37:46,862 It's a terrible thing when a dream becomes a nightmare. 393 00:37:50,473 --> 00:37:54,706 I've lived with it for some time now. I know what it's done to me. 394 00:37:54,877 --> 00:38:00,009 It's made me a helpless puppet in the hands of those who control the process. 395 00:38:00,183 --> 00:38:02,584 But, Sir Norman, they do not have the formula. 396 00:38:02,752 --> 00:38:05,017 It is only I who possess the secret. 397 00:38:05,188 --> 00:38:09,319 How long do you suppose it will be before they force you to disclose it? 398 00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:16,021 I have thought of this many times, Sir Norman. 399 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,729 I am afraid it is too late now. 400 00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:33,106 Not if we bury the secret right here and now. 401 00:38:33,282 --> 00:38:35,308 Then you will have to bury... 402 00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:44,385 You'll have to bury me with the secret. 403 00:38:46,562 --> 00:38:48,554 That is the hardest part of it. 404 00:38:55,471 --> 00:38:58,031 And now that I understand you better... 405 00:38:58,207 --> 00:39:01,541 let me remind you of the consequences of any betrayal. 406 00:39:03,446 --> 00:39:07,281 I'm sorry, professor, but you do understand, don't you? 407 00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:11,711 You'll have all the time in the world for explanations later. 408 00:39:11,888 --> 00:39:14,153 Right now, you have to get changed. 409 00:39:14,323 --> 00:39:16,758 You have a room full of guest waiting for you. 410 00:39:19,462 --> 00:39:20,691 Goodbye, professor. 411 00:39:21,664 --> 00:39:23,963 I hope you know what has to be done. 412 00:39:54,564 --> 00:39:57,625 We never did settle the matter of my broken fender with Sir Norman. 413 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,201 Would you mind opening the gates like a good fellow? 414 00:40:00,369 --> 00:40:02,304 No visitors tonight. 415 00:40:05,241 --> 00:40:06,732 Some other time perhaps. 416 00:40:36,272 --> 00:40:38,173 I hope I didn't embarrass you. 417 00:40:38,341 --> 00:40:40,867 It's not my habit to disrobe in public. 418 00:40:41,043 --> 00:40:43,911 But this time, I'm afraid, there's no help for it. 419 00:40:45,014 --> 00:40:47,609 You can open your eyes again now. 420 00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:50,981 Research and Development are rather proud of this device. 421 00:40:51,153 --> 00:40:53,850 They produce it in three forms. 422 00:40:54,023 --> 00:40:56,015 Explosion. 423 00:40:56,492 --> 00:40:58,552 Ultrasonic. 424 00:40:58,794 --> 00:41:03,425 And this is an incendiary device of some sort, I believe. 425 00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:07,868 Mr. Solo will do the honors. 426 00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:38,534 And if you and I are wise, like Lot's wife, we'd better not look. 427 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,998 My contention is that the advantage to a man... 428 00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:16,730 imprisoned in a closed container of this kind... 429 00:42:16,906 --> 00:42:20,104 it affords him ample privacy to contrive his escape. 430 00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:22,472 Oh, ladies first. 431 00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:45,430 Once one is in a closed container, even if he has the means at hand... 432 00:42:45,601 --> 00:42:50,665 he is forced to eliminate high explosive as a means of escape. 433 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,571 Unless he wants to blow himself up. 434 00:42:54,143 --> 00:42:55,805 Or in. 435 00:42:56,112 --> 00:42:58,479 This would actually be... 436 00:42:58,714 --> 00:43:02,173 to escape by blowing himself in. 437 00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:03,979 Yes? 438 00:43:26,041 --> 00:43:27,805 Where's your friend? 439 00:43:30,846 --> 00:43:32,940 Ah, Mr. Kuryakin, I'm glad you came. 440 00:43:33,115 --> 00:43:34,913 Here, you take this. I don't want it. 441 00:43:35,084 --> 00:43:36,712 Now, Mr. Solo. 442 00:43:36,886 --> 00:43:39,822 If you and your associate here will search out Dr. Gritzky... 443 00:43:39,989 --> 00:43:42,618 Miss Sweet and I will join the others in the house. 444 00:43:42,792 --> 00:43:44,454 Come on, dear. 445 00:43:55,337 --> 00:43:57,238 Good luck, darling. 446 00:43:57,506 --> 00:43:59,702 Good evening, gentlemen. 447 00:44:02,978 --> 00:44:06,745 You all know me, you know my reputation for punctuality. 448 00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,350 I'm late tonight. 449 00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:12,716 But if I'm to look good at my age, the preparation takes a little longer. 450 00:45:01,570 --> 00:45:06,565 We are gathered in this room here tonight to discuss the future. My future. 451 00:45:07,109 --> 00:45:10,102 But it is your future that concerns me here. 452 00:45:11,247 --> 00:45:15,116 My sudden and miraculous return to strength and vigor... 453 00:45:15,284 --> 00:45:17,378 is only an illusion. 454 00:45:17,553 --> 00:45:22,617 But even an illusion can be a sinister weapon in the hands of the enemy. 455 00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:28,287 Think of the consequences. The riots, the panic in the streets. 456 00:45:28,831 --> 00:45:32,791 The thought of being left alone with death could upturn the world. 457 00:45:34,904 --> 00:45:40,901 A few minutes ago, I tried to kill a gentle, kind old man... 458 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,538 to prevent him from being made use of by the enemy. 459 00:45:45,214 --> 00:45:48,241 Unfortunately, I waited too long to pull the trigger. 460 00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:50,409 Don't you make the same mistake. 461 00:45:50,586 --> 00:45:52,145 You must destroy... 462 00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:08,368 You didn't expect this, did you, Norman? 463 00:46:09,471 --> 00:46:11,303 Neither did I. 464 00:46:20,215 --> 00:46:24,016 The wounds of time are never healed. 465 00:46:24,353 --> 00:46:29,155 They just grow old with time itself. 466 00:46:41,403 --> 00:46:43,269 Professor Gritzky. 467 00:46:50,412 --> 00:46:52,643 Here are his notes. 468 00:46:55,751 --> 00:46:57,413 You hear something? 469 00:47:13,002 --> 00:47:16,234 Looks like he had an overdose of his own medicine. 470 00:47:17,973 --> 00:47:20,704 Good thing for all of us, at one time or another. 471 00:47:20,876 --> 00:47:23,368 I'll have the professor's notebook, Mr. Kuryakin. 472 00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:27,312 Toss it over here. Carefully. 473 00:47:30,919 --> 00:47:35,050 Jordin, why don't you give it up? - Why should I? 474 00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:38,886 I have the notes, we'll duplicate the process. 475 00:47:39,061 --> 00:47:40,654 And after I destroy the machine... 476 00:47:40,829 --> 00:47:44,561 I will have sole possession of the late Dr. Gritzky's secret. 477 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,405 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 478 00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:56,178 I'll be with you in just a minute. 479 00:48:19,301 --> 00:48:23,432 The doctor booby-trapped the machine. It said so in his notes. 480 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:26,575 Well, thanks for letting me know, lad. 481 00:48:26,742 --> 00:48:29,906 Well, at least he won't have to worry about getting any older. 482 00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:37,881 No luck, gentlemen? 483 00:48:38,053 --> 00:48:40,113 No, it's beyond the ability of the computers. 484 00:48:40,289 --> 00:48:42,758 They are unable to decipher the formula. Thank you. 485 00:48:42,925 --> 00:48:45,190 Strange. 486 00:48:45,694 --> 00:48:50,291 Locked in this book is the secret of immortality, perhaps. 487 00:48:50,466 --> 00:48:54,631 Why do scientists always insist on keeping their notes in code? 488 00:48:54,803 --> 00:48:57,739 They were able to decipher the notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci... 489 00:48:57,906 --> 00:48:59,704 in a little less than 300 years. 490 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:02,071 That should offer us some hope. 491 00:49:02,244 --> 00:49:07,239 I'm afraid, gentlemen, in my position, and in my time of life... 492 00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:09,817 that's much too long to wait.